Kazoo Confiscator

Do not blow your Kazoo during Bible School. I know, I know your walking around "Jericho". I know, Kazoo's aren't real trumpets. No your kazoo is not broken, you have to hum in it not blow in it. No you cannot blow your kazoo to find the pitch during song practice. Give me your kazoo, I told you you weren't supposed to blow on it. No you cannot play a song on your Kazoo right now. You can have your kazoo back now. What? I'm so shocked that your cheap 10 cent kazoo tissue paper broke, let me see if I can find you a new one. Shoot who's Kazoo is who's? I have like 4 in my pocket now. hm.. oh well, I'm sure the kids will remember if its their kazoo or not.